Tattoo fails: the proofreading edition
I won't lie. As a tattooed person, writing this post gave me some serious anxiety. I know what it is to go through the pain of a tattoo and to trust someone else to carry out your artistic vision.
If it goes wrong, there's no going back.
So think of this as less of a 'point-and-laugh' schadenfreude exercise and more of a cautionary tale.
Before you ink it, check it.
Here are some of my favourite examples of times a little proofreading would have gone a long way...
1. It's now or never, bro
I had to kick this off with my favourite of the bunch. This 'Jon Bovi' tattoo inspired the whole post. Thanks, Jon Bovi :)
2. The double negative
I can't not spy a double negative when I don't never see one.
3. Stickin' it to the man
When you rebel against the system so hard, you even refuse to spell it correctly.
4. This guy knows his worth
There's no harm in owning your success and loving yourself, bro. And hey, who needs that extra 'E'?
5. Celebrate number one
I don't know about you, but I sure as hell love a pee.
6. A bad dicision
There's a lot to unpack here. I feel so terrible for this woman.
7. Settle, pettle
If at first you don't succeed, cross it out and try again.
8. Words to live by
Such dark, heavy font in such a prominent place. I sure as hell hope these are words to live by!
9. There's a reason no one else has this on their knuckles...
...it don't fit, bro.
10. Go 'exreme' or go home
Another person who's too cool for that extra letter. Who fuckin' needs it, eh?